Selfish Makes an Announcement

"I love you!" Selfish tells Bossy

"With everything in me that I have to do that!"

"Bossy!" Selfish announces, "I'm a pain in the ass and full of shit."

Bossy lifts her head from her knitting and grins, "Well not all ways", she says.

"No", Selfish corrects, "I mean literally."

Bossy hoots. "Oh go lie down and have a nap!" She points to the settee. "But have some vanilla ice cream first. You know how it helps."

Selfish does.

Later on he feels better.