Selfish Prevails

Vigilance is an absolutely necessity to maintain trim

On a boat

A clear consensus regarding cargo is required of the crew

Taking into account practicality, sentimentality and absolute necessity

"It's that most people assume it's mine!" wails Bossy.

Selfish smiles benignly.

"Can't you keep your Teddy Bear somewhere other than in the wheelhouse?!" she beseeches.

Selfish blinks.(1)

(1) See Selfish Makes a Promise